the sky is cloudy but in my kitchen the sun is shining

aw the magical sun newspaper, couldnt afford a big paper and cigarettes so got the sun (not that im not a trashy sun loving whore and everyone knows it).

from it i have learnt, concluded or found these things interesting:
* ben affleck and jennifer garner are possibly the most annoying celeb couple i could ever imagine;
* loraine kelly is a hero of mine;
* johnny wilkson is ALL man;
* Friday 5th: Minty and Emma get cosy as they watch a classic West Ham match on dvd. It turns out she's as mad about the hammers as he is (dabidoozy!!);
* Dear Deidre,
My man-hood is a two-inch flop until I'm aroused, then it turns into a monster.
I'm a normal, fit bloke of 24. In my school days eveyone took the mick out of my tiny willy. Even today, people are amazed at my small lunchbox.
But little do they know that when I ghet turned on it grows into an impressive eight inches(!).
Any man would be jealous of it but I've never heard of anyone else with this problem.
Deidre says: What problem? You're just a slightly extreme version of a well known phenomenon. Penis which are small when flaccid tend to grow proportionately larger with sexual excitement than those of men who look impressive when not turned on.
When it counts, most men fall within a narrow size range - and you're at the top end. But, as I point out in this column to guys who aren't well-endowed, skill makes a good lover, not inches.

Haven't read super-goals yet. Last night I went to see the cazals (again) and twisted charm, phil came along it was very lovely to see him again and we're probably all gonna go down to his fottball thing this afternoon as its free drinks for ladies (if i can get out my jamas).
Night before got very very ridiculously drunk at the elbow rooms, saw cazals, holloways and 100000000000 things with a short interlude from pete doherty, josh pads and other such pete-a-likes playing 50 to a pound, was terrible, pointless and really confusing.
Night before that got incredibly drunk AGAIN (or does that make sense cos its before) seeing the mardous at 93 feet east, first time i'd drank vodka in AGES and also first time of seeing dude called Jamie T who is really so amazingly fucking fatastic I might pay a tenner for whorefest just to see him again!

xx